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Yo, what's crackalakin my nigga? This ya boy EDP445, voice of the streets, and I gotta set the record straight. Now, some haters out there tryna paint me as the villain, but I'm here to spit truth straight from my soul. So, lemme address these allegations and justify that I ain't done no wrong.

First off, these accusations don't hold no weight. People sayin' I did this or that, but where's the proof? I'm innocent ti… Read more

guys i wrote a literal song

WHY (a song about my struggles)

Why am I the only one like this? Hated wherever I go, I have a long list of foes Why am I the only one like this? Hated wherever I go, I have a long list of foes

January, it started off fine February, it was good March, a stupid girl with death stares April, got a new friend group May, it was kinda bad June, Went on vacation July, I came back August, extr… Read more

The feller probably ain't even good at GTA V. He probably just searched "mature video games" on Jewgle and picked the first one he saw

Okay, for all those who are interested in the conflict with the German site, first of all, shut. If it doesn't involve you, don't say anything. If it does involve you, ALSO don't say anything. We have agreed to stay off of each other's sites until tomorrow, when myself and other mods will work on resolving the issue. If you have concerns, message me elsewhere and I will bring it up. Until then, you are all to leave things be and completely disregard the happenings of today and yesterday. Okay?

Ok, let's all understand sm, and first no ones going to argue with me cuz I go to Germany on holiday at least once a year and nearly everyone ik makes nazi or german jokes? Ok, so I'm as on the fence as possible as i could be. Germans, we don't think your nazis, we're just annoyed your on the English version of the web and because we're really weird and horny and retarded, you can even search for nazi jokes 89, I thi… Read more

first person to comment will legally be married to me.

dont be a pussy, comment ^^

I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl I'm tryin' to lure evil into my world I tell them that I'm curious, and I'm only twelve Mom and Dad are gone for the day; I'm by myself Buckets of throw up are next to my computer Hopin' that they show up, 'cause what I'm about to do to them Would make the Devil sick: I sharpen my blade Frontin' to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade The doorbell rings, I gotta ge… Read more

Evil Daggy Daggy wanna go round 2? I obviously won the first round cause it took you over 5 hours to reply, so wanna test your luck again?

Im going to explain how it feels to be strangled to death First, you feel the pressure in your throat your eyes water and you start to taste something very very sour in your mouth then it's like someone lights a match right in the middle of your chest and that fire grows it fills your lungs, mussels, and your throat and all the way behind your eyes and finally that fire turns to ice like pins and needles of ice are sticking into your fingers, feet, arms, you see stars than darkness and the last thing you feel is cold

Scary WJE Story: Once upon a time, in the dark underbelly of the internet, there existed a website known as WorstJokesEver (WJE). It was a virtual den of wickedness, notorious for its twisted humor and malevolent pranks. The site thrived with an insidious charm, attracting thousands of members who reveled in its evil antics. But within the shadows lurked Dagger, a formidable moderator of WJE. Dagger had once been an… Read more

Call of Duty 2, released in 2005, stands as a landmark title in the Call of Duty franchise. While newer entries have introduced various innovations and improvements, there are compelling arguments to be made that Call of Duty 2 remains the best game in the series, based on its historical accuracy, groundbreaking gameplay, and influential multiplayer mode. Firstly, Call of Duty 2's commitment to historical accuracy se… Read more

Socialist Nazis Religious Mafia, is the first draft for my religions name, although I might change it to a mafia, a democracy or a clut.

Tell me if you wanna join

Alright, I have seen the comments under my first post and now I'm going to write another text. I'm not satisfied by your arguments yet. I have made a list of the 3 most important things from my previous post. 1. The ban was meant as a joke: While I understand that humor can be a part of online interactions, joking about banning someone is not appropriate. I took the comment seriously because it's vital to maintain a … Read more

TWO + TWO = 11.5 is quite simple actually though. First, we have to transfer each letter to its corresponding letter in the alphabet. That leads to 20, 23, 15, and 20, 23, 15. However, since "TWO" also happens to be an actual number 2, we have to add 2 to the biggest number on each side, as well as divide 2 to the smaller number on each side. that leads to 20, 25, 7.5 and 20, 25, 7.5 Take each side, and reduce it to … Read more