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MEMORIAL POST To the New Era,
The "Australians' Era," which ran from late 2021 into early 2023. The site operated differently back then. All the original members from that period have left now. We were a specific kind of immature, young crowd that was pretty active. We had a lot of community, both good and bad. It was a time of low-quality jokes, drama and high energy.
The community back then was a comple⊠Read more
Just me or is this site super dead today? (Even tho we got our first command/rule!!!!!)
First thing someone comments we have to chain for as long as possible:
Well guys, I guess that's it.
In retrospect, my claim was always right: No lasting good can ever come from WorstJokesEver.com None. And I don't know what I hoped to achieve by coming back here trying to prove my own self wrong. Things were fun, but they were in poor taste, or in vain. They led to worsening symptoms and lasting trauma for those involved. It's a part of our fragile lives unable to be reclaimed. I pray⊠Read more
Hey so for people who didnât get it or got confused in the mess of people like I did here are the new rules and stuff for wje. (Everything is copy pasted from either wade or Jake)
First off, the new terms for a ban are repeated spamming, repeated insults, inappropriate pictures, and alting
Bans will be discussed between two or more mods as well, so if there is an issue, just let one of us know
You are all to welco⊠Read more
What's up guys, everyday we're going to set up a poll and see who will be chosen to reveal their face! The first round will be:
Do you guys know what date did Explain Bear first appeared in WJE?
Hello all, as yall been realizing i donât really go on here anymore. First off im FINALLY on antipsychotics and antidepressants and im finally stable enough to go off the internet. also im 15 now and like i dont really have time to go on here like when i was 12 years old. imma be on but i really hope yall are doing well. -opal
Fuck you chain to whoever breaks it first.
Rules. Don't say anything other than Fuck you. You can say it as many times as you want just not after yourself, you need to wait for someone else to say it then you can.
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@matt, we needs mods. Ppl say you spend more time on Sw than here and idk if that's true, but with the lack of you, and the Mods you oversee. We really do need them. I probably don't need to do this, but in my eye a request is more lightly meaningful the more evidence you give, so here are the main reasons, (in no particular order) and who is the most trustworthy and eligible for being a Mod, I'm my eyes, and I'd li⊠Read more
Explain Bear and Corrupt Diss Track: First off, fuck off this site, no one asked for your two man circus of cringe And no oneâs impressed by your dime store ideas of relevance Yâall walking red flags with Wi-Fi, always looking for a target Probably because you canât stand the fact that youâre forgotten This ain't the Hunger Games, and you ainât fucking President Snow Nobody likes you, fuck your monologues and your ma⊠Read more
List of people who I've identified really really badly. First off we got Mal, thought she said she was transgender after out first convo Then we got JKW who I thought wqs a bloke and is apparently a girl, but I'm not sure if I still believe this or not, that was like for atleast 2 months. Then Seth I straight new for about 6 months before I found they were a girl. Yeah, even through photo and stuff I didn't realise t⊠Read more
Google "soyjak party" and click the first link
I made this and ik there are lots of errors, but I made it for people who need to hear something, don't mind the speling errors but hope it helps someone.
we just met i know but killing yourself makes pain for other people like you mom dad idk if you got siblings but you killing yourself makes the problem bigger this is for you also leaving this work forcefully is not worth ti and will make others follow also idk ⊠Read more
8 people online and no one alive talking damn thats not a first
Omg I just heard. Iâm so sorry and Iâm so sad that such a big part of this community is gone and that he will never be here for us again. One of the best people on here and one of my first âfriendsâ on the site if thatâs what you could call it. RIP ingenious and know that we are grieving. But community, we can get through this together and we have to have each others backs for the time being. RIP
Who should I expose first?
Chapter One Part one - Foundations Nevelah was not always a Nevelahâa carcass. It was once the creator of all humanity. A young man named Mavet. Mavet was the first and only human to exist, born when the Earth collided with the Spear of Organs. The Spear, now a shield protecting the Earth and all of "human," brought forth a being far from understanding. The word "human" itself comes from Nevelai, the original langua⊠Read more
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy, who was known for one peculiar thing: she could not stop farting. It wasnât just an occasional squeak or puffâit was a full-on symphony of noises, each more unpredictable than the last.
It all started one Saturday morning when Lucy was helping her mother bake cookies. As they mixed the dough, Lucy felt the pressure building. She tried to hold it in, but the more she foc⊠Read more