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I am sorry for being mean my a d h d was acting up so I am am sorry dagger you can call me a retard wen ever you want

❗️Hey everyone! I just wanna say something, this is very important to know when you read any of my posts or comments! -I can be unintentionally offensive and rude sometimes, but I’m just being honest. I don’t have any filter when I speak, for example: if you wear your favourite clothing and ask me to be honest if I like it or not, I will give you a brutally honest answer.

-So, if you ever find something I say hurtful or offensive, tell me, if you don’t I will have no idea if I have said anything wrong, or what I’ve said wrong.

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isab… Read more

Do any of you guys ever just get a stabbing feeling in one of your organs and just think: "Ah shit, it's happening,"

Put a finger down if you ever got called perfect but know that your not because you see things that nobody else sees and the refuse to tell you that your not perfect so you rethink everything that you have been through then convince yourself that you must be perfect but then randomly you remember why you think it then go back to refusing that your perfect than everyone thinks that you are the worst person in your school and you start wondering why you were born. (I put all of my fingers down).

Dagger, don’t tell chxl to kill herself. Just because people think she’s annoying doesn’t give you a right to call her a worthless sack if shit and to kill herself. That’s too low. And she’s not “the new Ashton” she’s not a pedo, first of all, and chxl isn’t as annoying as Ashton. Don’t tell people to kill themselves. Ever.

My friend was looking through my jokes and said "wow! thats a long one!"

All I could think was "Thats not what will ever be said to you"

I'M GAY AND A FATASS AND THE TERRORIST IS THE BEST PERSON WHO HAS EVER EXISTED AND SHE DESERVES ALL THE POPEYES IN THE WHOLE WORLD BECAUSE SHE'S THE BEST TERRORIST I KNOW. I'M SUCH A FUCKING LOSER AND I DESERVE TO GET A "L" TATOOED ON MY BIG ASS FORHEAD TO SHOW THE WORLD WHAT A FUCKING DUMBASS I AM

Guess who has two thumbs and got called a disappointment by his mother just to come home the next day and be told I looked like satan? This guy. Not like I give two fucks what my mom thinks anyway what’s she gonna do if she ever wants to punish me? Take away my iPad so she can’t text me if I run away? Yes this post is 100% dumb and probably a waste of your time just felt like saying something because it’s the weekend 😎

lemme just tell you what happened. MY DAD BEAT MY ASS like as soon as i stepped through them doors it was over, it was like mf mcdonalds shut down or something like he was MAD, he was bringing out the hangers again and i wasn’t bouta get beat for the SECOND TIME IN ONE DAY so i was like “what did i do wrong now” AND HIS FAT ASS WAS LIKE “i got a email from your teacher about the math test you failed” i was like oh sh… Read more

The Weeknd:] I understand, your body wants it I know your thoughts, oh you 'bout it, 'bout it You're a big girl, and it's your world And I'ma let you do it how you (Wanna, girl, I'll)

Ride with it, ride with it I know you know, I know you wanna ride with it Don't be shy with it, I'll supply with it I got you, girl, oh, I got it, girl With your Louis V. bag, tats on your arms High heel shoes make you six feet tall Ev… Read more

Is this a good song? (I wrote it)

It would be heaven We were born and raised All the damn time I never wanted anyone like this

Yeah Let’s not pretend like you’re alone tonight I love you more than a billion stars I feel a little unsteady

Every night In a summer haze Your smile your personality Past the places where you used to learn

Yeah That’s all I’ve ever been I love you more than a billion stars That’s all I’ve ever been

i'm with stupid, if you're getting mad because people are calling you gay then stop engaging with them. They're going to keep getting under your skin because you keep responding. It's also the internet, more specifically, worst jokes ever. No one is going to be nice on this website. Stop acting like a sissy. Stop calling for matt to fix all your problems. Grow up.

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn? Well, that's alright, because I like the way it hurts Just gonna stand there and hear me cry? Well, that's alright, because I love the way you lie I love the way you lie I can't tell you what it really is I can only tell you what it feels like And right now, there's a steel knife in my windpipe I can't breathe, but I still fight while I can fight As long as the wrong feels ri… Read more

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