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I DID NOT FAKE SHIT I LEFT BECAUSE I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF MY MAWMAW AND I NEVER SAID I WAS GOING TO KILL MYSELF WHO EVER SAID THAT IS A FUCKING LIE I SWEAR.

GENESIS 24 Isaac and Rebekah 1Abraham was now very old, and the Lord had blessed him in every way. 2He said to the senior servant in his household, the one in charge of all that he had, “Put your hand under my thigh. 3I want you to swear by the Lord, the God of heaven and the God of earth, that you will not get a wife for my son from the daughters of the Canaanites, among whom I am living, 4but will go to my country … Read more

Bee Movie Script

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang… Read more

To my best friend jasmin i was so scared i was going to lose you so where others and now that your staying so will we and if you ever feel like your not enough talk to one of us bc you are and we all love you <3

Yes I over reacted and yes it was stupid of me but get this y'all have parents to come home to everyday You have people to say goodnight to people who love and care for you at least you have a mom. My mom was my best friend and the last words i told her was when are u coming home and 1 minute later she got into an accident and didn't surive you don't know how it feels to cry your self to sleep and let yourself know i… Read more

If you actually care comment on this up to 2 times if you dont care dont ever talk to me again.

At this exact moment in time, you're currently the oldest you have ever been and the youngest you will ever be.

GENESIS 13 Abraham and Lot 1And Abram went up out of Egypt, he, and his wife, and all that he had, and Lot with him, into the south. 2And Abram was very rich in cattle, in silver, and in gold. 3And he went on his journeys from the south even to Beth-el, unto the place where his tent had been at the beginning, between Beth-el and Hai; 4unto the place of the altar, which he had made there at the first: and there Abram … Read more

I just lost the most amazing girl ever 😔 she was perfect to me at least only if I could change what happened I would in a heartbeat

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning fo those who don't know this is the first-ever joke on this site. Made 9 years ago.

The reason why I am leaving and I never told no one is because i've been sick for the last week or to then it got so bad i went to the hospital and I kept throwing up and everything coughing up so I am sorry but I should be back on here in 3-weeks or less I am sorry guys I will miss y'all hope to catch up with y'all again. For proof that I am kay Y'all should know who my crush is if not then ask someone i am also kay because I talk non stop and I post every single second of my life. I love y'all bye i'll miss y'all <3

- y'all bestest friend ever ( can't spell )

the whole ashton exposeing

Kai :) 22 hours ago what

Ashton Parkes ツ 22 hours ago nothing

Kai :) 22 hours ago then why say anything.

🦄 Entity 16 hours ago Nothingness

Malia Mills 15 hours ago Hi guys

Ashton Parkes ツ 12 hours ago hey just woke up

Malia Mills 11 hours ago oh okay good morning Ashton!!

Ashton Parkes ツ 11 hours ago good morning i slept in i was up till 5 am

Malia Mills 11 hours ago Woah, well i … Read more

I FOUND IT. I FOUND THE FIRST JOKE EVER ON THIS WEBSITE. It’s from 8 years ago on page 2192.

https://worstjokesever.com/?skip=43820