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hey, @MU you might not see this, but I would VERY much appreciate it if you would stop spamming. It's really getting on my nerves, and you don't need to capitalize every goddamn word. Also, just, ya know, saying this right now while I have the chance. you may be in 4th grade, but because of that, I'm gonna let you off with a warning. If no one is on, PLEASE DONT SPAM. even if someone IS on, STILL don't spam. they may… Read more

Alr so ima make one thing clear. I've been on this site since Hailey and jake and the old people. I joined around 4 months ago. I've seen this site go through everything. The worst I've seen is Ashton. Dawg I thought you were chill when I first talked to you and I liked talking to you but then I saw you hitting on a girl whos 3 years younger than you which made me not want to even affiliate with you. So ima makes one… Read more

Yo

Feels weird being on here again... I just wanted to say proper goodbyes.

If anyone wants to know where to contact me, I can tell you and if anyone has something to say, say it. I love you guys even if it stings to be here.

Happy New Years!

Hi guys I'm sorry I said I was leaving but I can't leave. I'm sooo messed up telling I'm leaving but just I can't. I don't know y'all but y'all are like family even some bad things happens we can make up for that and even though I have personal problems I'm going to stay up here.

omg guys wait, I have an amazing idea-

I don't care what he says, or does, even if he threatens to kill you or some shit, ignore Ashton.

just to piss him off. plus he's just a bitch anyways, no point in acknowledging a bitch, right?

WorstJokesEver is actually a good website, the only change that needs to be made is to cut down on the huge amounts of children here revealing their faces and in some cases even given MODERATOR positions

TO *ANYONE* IN THE AUSSIE GANG (all the ones who know each other):

Hello. It’s me, Jake. I’ve been relatively absent from the site lately, but I’ve noticed that there has been no contact with any of you since...everything happened (regarding Hailey and Caitlyn). There was limited contact through someone named LOLS, but even that is gone now. If ANY of you are still here, or just see this message, please just let me know what has happened to everyone, especially Hailey. I know that there was some stuff that happened between some of you just before everything fell apart, but please, if someone could just give me an update, anything, I’d be very glad. Thanks

BRO WIECK IS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY HE SAID

"you have been acting dumb saying you dont know the reasons when youve already been told, and youre asking me stupid questions right now as if it even matters anymore

and regardless if youre going through something right now or not, you should acknowledge the things you do dont play dumb, act dumb or even try to remedy your shit"

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck… Read more

Boston State of mind by K!ller

Yeah, yeah Ayo, My girl, it's time. It's time, My girl (aight, My girl, begin). Straight out the sexy dungeons of rap.

The towel drops deep as does my handbag. I never drink, 'cause to drink is the Brother of drag. Beyond the walls of spoons, life is defined. I think of hope when I'm in a Boston state of mind.

Hope the drag got some lag. My tag don't like no dirty bag. Run up to the … Read more

I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. fucking damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realize Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid tiny fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

It's not even morning I got breakfast on my mind I need a number two, a number four, two number 9s And can you add a sausage, egg and cheese with hash browns on the side My boy Paulo want an orange juice But he said he don't want ice (No ice) Can I put some grape jelly in the bag that would be nice And I think I want some hotcakes can you make it 405 Can I add a chicken biscuit make sure that it's freshly fried And S… Read more

If anyone needs someone to talk to, I can do a zoom call with some relaxing music on or something and ill just listen. I'll hear you, and ill comfort you.

god says that everyone deserves love and that NO BODY should be treated poorly, even marleigh. she may be awful and deserves to die in a flooded ditch, but god still loves her.

i would love to listen and comfort anyone who needs me.

Hey Matt, I’m not sure when or even if you’ll see this, but I wanted to talk about something I’ve been thinking about for a while. I’m not one to ask for things like this, but at this point I think it’s necessary. I’d like to request moderator status. As you might have seen, things have been...not ideal lately, to say the least. There’s hackers, bullies, etc., all over the place. I do my best to try and settle things down around here, but words can only go so far. If it’s alright with you, I’d like to become a mod so I can do a better job at helping people on here. Thanks.

To all those who wish to know about the situation, here is the verdict:

NOBODY is going to be joining this "group."

It's hardly even a group. It is merely a joke, just a little fun between users.

This is NOT a "kingdom" and it is not some weird civilization. There's no "roles and jobs," none of that!! It's not even official.

And so, NO asking to join, NO giving yourselves roles, and NO obnoxious crap that we don't want to deal with.

All we ask is that you'd all quit causing drama. Thanks for understanding. If you have any further questions, we'll happily answer them.