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Dear Sarah,

Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more

Still water + adrenaline + noradrenaline + hawk tuah + anger issues + balkan parents + english or Spanish + german stare + Balkan rage + jonkler laugh + phonk + those who know=💀

My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more

UGH FK ENGLISH LIKE ITS THE SCHOOL HOLIDAYS AND WE HAVE A FULL ON ASSIGNMENT TO BE DOING

A note for my old English Teacher:

Mr colin, who loves making a din, he thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, that's not what everyone shows, about his life he ploughs and ploughs, about his dog bella and his relation-ship woes... mr colin, we do not care, when you speak, our minds are not there, your life you have unnecessarily shared, when we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr colin, rumbling about his exceptions, just when someone puts something in the bin, or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, but Mr Colin, drinking too much gin, will flail all his annoying attention on him, he'll push his limits, right to the rim...

This year in our English class, all the stories we read were about death. The poems are all about depression and dying. In Hindi class we read a whole story about a selfish man who let an orphan freeze to death in the cold. Death does not faze me anymore

Guys thanks for this website it’s actually helped me improve my English Also did hanjisungswife leave

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https://worstjokesever.com/community/p/62e33601a8445933d38ea162 OLD GERMAN ACCOUNTS FOUND LURKING IN ENGLISH POST

One question: Is only the account blocked on the English website or also the IP address?

Hey so for people who didn’t get it or got confused in the mess of people like I did here are the new rules and stuff for wje. (Everything is copy pasted from either wade or Jake)

First off, the new terms for a ban are repeated spamming, repeated insults, inappropriate pictures, and alting

Bans will be discussed between two or more mods as well, so if there is an issue, just let one of us know

You are all to welco… Read more

Ok, let's all understand sm, and first no ones going to argue with me cuz I go to Germany on holiday at least once a year and nearly everyone ik makes nazi or german jokes? Ok, so I'm as on the fence as possible as i could be. Germans, we don't think your nazis, we're just annoyed your on the English version of the web and because we're really weird and horny and retarded, you can even search for nazi jokes 89, I thi… Read more

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit Wade with a chair.

GUS YOU CAME =D (please talk to me soon you came after my internet was out and I was asleep, you should be proud I slept) Flethcerrrr~? AND GUS, PLEASE ENGLISH, and you should go on this site often :))