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Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.

Fucked, in every sense of the world.

Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more

I MET MY ONLINE WIFE IRL OMG ND NOW SHES ME IRL WIFE I RAN TO HER TRIPPED ON HER DRESS TOLD HER IMA WORSHIP HER SHE PULLED ME UP I HUGGED HER GAVE HER GIFTS AND THEN A BIT LATER WE JS TALKED ALOT RANOMYL ND I GAVE HER MY HOODIE GETTIN IT BACK FRIDAY AND I FKAE PURPOSED GETTING HER THE RING NEXT WEEK OFFC NDNDND AT THE END I DNACED WITH HER AT THE DANCE AND I HUGGED HER FOR LIKE A MIN AND SHE WANTED ME TO LET GO BUT I DIND TUNTIL SHE TOLD ME SHE LOVED ME AND THEN SHE LEFT ND WE HAVE MATHCING BRACELETS ND I CAN TELL ME ND HER ARE GOING TO BE CLOSE LIKE CLOSE God shes like, my fave person now, replaced everyone iveever ever lost.

Coming out of my cage And I've been doing just fine Gotta gotta be down Because I want it all It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this? It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss Now I'm falling asleep And she's calling a cab While he's having a smoke And she's taking a drag Now they're going to bed And my stomach is sick And it's all in my head But she's touching his chest now He takes off her dress now Le… Read more

1. Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future? 2. Would you rather have telekinesis (the ability to move things with your mind) or telepathy (the ability to read minds)? 3. Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel? 4. Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance to every single song you hear? 5. Would you rather find true love today or win… Read more

Time for a fucked up story with DP! We start our story with a 2 year old child, his parents divorce and obviously split custody. The mom gets him sometimes and the dad gets him sometimes. Seems fine right? Fast forward and now the child is 8, still the same thing, back and fourth between the two parents, UNTIL..the Dad figured out that whenever the child is with the Mom, the Mom dresses him up like a girl and calls h… Read more

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isab… Read more

You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat that an oragami crane has less folds than you. ​ ​ ​ You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat, the photo I took of you last christmas is still printing.

You're so fat that when you want to iron your pants, you have to go out to your driveway. ​ … Read more