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I don't know what happened.

I rarely use this account and when I finally do, I come back to this?

My name is not "Dagger" And it won't let me change it back to "Oldie" Until 30 days pass.

Please help me with this problem I am having.

I apologize for anything rash or harsh this account has caused since I've been back...

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

Some jokes on here are fucked, like my father would come back just to leave again if he knew i found these funny. Love being fucked in the head with yall

I'm back bitches. I come back to this website and see all these pussy ass women fighting. To all you fucks messing up the website for the rest of us; fuck off back to the kitchen and make us some sandwiches instead of running those mouths!

bitch pl your problby some little two year old that thinks he is cool time for the one and only ashton parkes to come back oops did i hurt your feelings

Counting days, counting days Since my love up and got lost on me And every breath that I've been taken Since you left feels like a waste on me I've been holding on to hope That you'll come back when you can find some peace 'Cause every word that I've heard spoken Since you left feels like a hollow street I've been told, I've been told to get you off my mind But I hope I never lose the bruises that you left behind Oh my lord, oh my lord, I need you by my side There must be something in the water 'Cause every day, it's getting colder And if only I could hold you You'd keep my head from going under Maybe I, maybe I'm just being blinded By the brighter side

3 dudes are prepared to become priest.The head priest says go complete one bad deed before you vow your life to no sins.They say ok.The first dude comes back and the head priest says so what did you do.I robbed a gas station he responded.Ok go wash yourself in the holy water to cleanse yourself of your sins.The second guy comes back and tells the head priest that he robbed a bank.Ok thats a little overkill but go wash yourself in the holy water.The third guy comes back and the Head priest says there is no way you can top what the other two did but please what did you do.The third guy responds I peed in the holy water.

pain from you well that’s a nightmare come true beautiful is all i ever wanted to feel from you

compliments mean nothing when i know you don’t mean them and i know it’s not true money can buy almost anything in the world but my love for you

i deserve so much more, more, so much more, more don’t you ever try again i’m not coming back again no more, no more now you find your by yourself go and lie to someone else som… Read more