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GENESIS 8 1But God remembered Noah and all the wild animals and the livestock that were with him in the ark, and he sent a wind over the earth, and the waters receded. 2Now the springs of the deep and the floodgates of the heavens had been closed, and the rain had stopped falling from the sky. 3The water receded steadily from the earth. At the end of the hundred and fifty days the water had gone down, 4and on the sev… Read more

GENESIS 6 Wickedness in the World 1When human beings began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, 2the sons of God saw that the daughters of humans were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. 3Then the Lord said, “My Spirit will not contend with humans forever, for they are mortal; their days will be a hundred and twenty years.” 4The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—a… Read more

I lied about my age, my birthday's coming up and I'm nearly 14. I didn't tell my real age for societies sake. :)

Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more

Guys do not follow tom, he is super inappropriate, i did a 48 hour face reveal and this is what he said:

Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

Some jokes on here are fucked, like my father would come back just to leave again if he knew i found these funny. Love being fucked in the head with yall

How about this? Yall FUCKING SHUT UP. I'm so SICK of going back on here and seeing that another argument happened, all because someone said something that pushed someone's button. I know there are going to be arguments on this comment, and I swear, if it comes to this, I WILL have you banned.

I'm back bitches. I come back to this website and see all these pussy ass women fighting. To all you fucks messing up the website for the rest of us; fuck off back to the kitchen and make us some sandwiches instead of running those mouths!

Hey guys! Halloween's coming up, and if you celebrate and are going trick or treating with your best friend, here are some really cool +fun costume ideas!!

2 M&M's

Cat and Mouse (I'm probably doing this with my best friend)

The old classic, thing 1 and thing 2

Tomato sauce and mustard 😂

Devil and an angel

Cloud and lighting

A plant and a watering can

This ones really stupid, but funny- Coke can and a Pepsi c… Read more

Hello! I’m knew here but I have a few things to say about what’s going on. I think a few people are swear of this, but I’m going to say it again.

Dagger made a harmless joke on this website. Someone named Hailey made a comment doing some maths, now some people aren’t good at maths but Entity thought it was a good idea to say what she did. Hailey made a post saying sorry about her Dyscalculia, which makes doing maths… Read more

Hey guys, Tysm for helping me reach over 30 followers! In return, I want to do something for you. I'm a 12 year old girl living in Australia, and I tend to suffer from Anxiety. If you have anxiety, please know that you are not alone. I've been dealing with anxiety for almost 3 years now, and its been getting worse as I grow up. I often find myself with fast heartbeat when its comes to a simple task in English classes… Read more

Alright, here comes the biggest and most DIFFICULT question in this planet:

Which is better? Cats, or dogs?

My answer is 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶

Hey! I wanted to thank you all for all the likes! Really makes my day! Anyways, I have some helpful things you could do if your feeling mad, sad, ect! Hope this helps <3

Angry:

Push a wall, maybe you're thinking it's something you want to push. It releases the negativity that you might be feeling.

Once you've calmed down, maybe tell a friend or parent your concerns. You could also go to support, Hailey my friend … Read more

sup its ya big bitch edp445 coming to tell you that my website edp445.com is updated and running! come check it out for more fun and games

This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.

*Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*

Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."

Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"

Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."

Wife: "First go bat… Read more

So, at school we had to make a poem about our passion, and I chose dance: I arrive at dance Excited and glad. I look around the room And get signed in.

The warmup has begun We begin to stretch, “To the left, To the right, Straighten your legs.”

I feel free I feel weightless. I dance my worries off.

The music then starts We go from the start, 1⁄2 an hour passes, Hip hop has begun.

Why is dance easy for some, But h… Read more