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Bro I was doing my schoolwork, and my grandpa comes home, and he says are you finished with all of your schoolwork and there is like a certain amount I had to do, and he says are you sure and I'm like yes like bitch you don't trust me? anyways he made me do 5 more for no fucking reason.

So im fucked. My sister is coming into town next month with her new wife fun fact her new wife is my fucken ex-girlfriend

Jeez, Iโ€™ve been gone for a little while only to come back to a bunch of brain-dead children. Literally who opened my basement? Who let them out? To all you newcomers, kys. Youโ€™ve all got shit-for-brains. Please ingest some botulinum. Youโ€™d be us a favour.

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Say what, say what? Say what, say what? Say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My dick is bigger than yours) Ooh, I say what, say what? I say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My band is bigger than yours) Too bad, I got your beans in my bag You stuck-up sucker, Korny motherfucker Taking over flows is the Limp pimp Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis I'm gonna drop a little east side skill Ya bestโ€ฆ Read more

eyyyy as youve noticed (if u did) ive been on less for the past few days hehediuehuhuhwcn cus my friend lets me borrow her old phone, so thats why and i might be gone for the past few days, who knows maybe ill disappear for good. im mostly on facebook sharing memes and shit and talking to few other people. and i might also wanna improve myself since i feel like shit from the very first start of december. if u wanna hmu i cant be on uwu, im on facebook lol. u can add me "Chicky Chexy" lol anyways bye yall:) i might come back "might" this site is dead now lol take care be safe love yaaaa<33

Dear Worst Jokes Ever,

I sit here with a heavy heart, tears streaming down my face, as I write this farewell letter to you. Our time spent together has brought both laughter and despair, but alas, it is time for me to bid you adieu.

From the moment I stumbled upon your twisted humor, I thought I had found my home, a sanctuary for those who appreciate the darkest corners of comedy. Oh, how we laughed, or rather, howโ€ฆ Read more

I cant believe it was a Field trip today and I didn't have enough points to come so now im stuck in one class with all 7th graders doing I-ready

THE PLAN:

Dagger Jr. rechecked the plan in the dark underbelly of WJE's community section, making sure everyone knew their role. "Alright, guys, remember, as soon as we see DonutDrawzz's comment, we all reply with 'KYS' simultaneously. We have to show her we won't tolerate her behavior anymore."

Wade, determined and ready, nodded. "I've been waiting for this moment. It's time to stand up to this bully and protect oโ€ฆ Read more

everyone's trying to kill themselves. This is not worth it. You see your problems, right? You see them. They're tough! They're hard! This is the path of life! Challenges come and go! This is to make you a stronger person! This is to train you for the path ahead! Don't waste your hard work growing up by slitting your neck or hurling yourself down a cliff! It's not worth it! There are always at least ONE person to helpโ€ฆ Read more

Yo, what's crackalakin my nigga? This ya boy EDP445, voice of the streets, and I gotta set the record straight. Now, some haters out there tryna paint me as the villain, but I'm here to spit truth straight from my soul. So, lemme address these allegations and justify that I ain't done no wrong.

First off, these accusations don't hold no weight. People sayin' I did this or that, but where's the proof? I'm innocent tiโ€ฆ Read more