Chuck Community
What would happen if you chucked a bunch of people, let’s say 7, in a room to wait for something they wanted. What would happen if they had to be together in a boring room for a long time? BOOM! Conversation! Why can’t that happen here? Hey? Anyone alive? Dead bodies stink.
Say what, say what? Say what, say what? Say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My dick is bigger than yours) Ooh, I say what, say what? I say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My band is bigger than yours) Too bad, I got your beans in my bag You stuck-up sucker, Korny motherfucker Taking over flows is the Limp pimp Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis I'm gonna drop a little east side skill Ya best… Read more
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Mass extinctions are the scientific name for the time that Chuck Norris went hunting. In fact, Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because this implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
"NOW KEEP DRIVING YOU BLACK SPEAR CHUCKING PIECE OF SHIT NI-" -Adam Driver
Mass extinctions are the scientific name for the time that Chuck Norris went hunting. In fact, Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because this implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Chuck Norris can stop a chainsaw with his bare hand.
CHUCK NORRIS beat the sun in a staring contest.
Death had a near-Chuck Norris experience a few days ago.
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris has never cried.
Chuck Norris can pause an online videogame.
CHUCK NORRIS once visited the Virgin Islands. Now, they're just called the Islands.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed "it's a man!" Then Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital.
-The Rizzler -Rizzly Bear -The Boy Who Cried Rizz -Abraham Rizzcoln -Adolf Rizzler -Rizzy Neutron -A Degree In Quantum Rizzics -Barack Rizzbama -Need a Rizztraining Order -Anakin Rizzwalker -Rizzard of Oz -Lord of the Rizz -Performed a Rizzerruction -Rizzosaurus Rex -From the Village Hidden in the Rizz Offering -Rizztitution and Rizzarations -Glenn Rizzmire -Rizz Khalifa -Martin Luther Rizz -Kamala Harizz -Rizzy Hend… Read more
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck… Read more