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A person walks into a ladies house and says “I’m gunna kill you.” And she’s says “you fool you can’t kill me” and the guy asks “why not” and she reply’s “ I’m in the living room” and the guys says “hey can you get me a drink?” And the lady walks in the kitchen and gets shot in the back

Or not. The answer is simply no, it ends with 'can you answer the riddle?' no, it is impossible. The reason most Harvard students get it wrong is because they look for a logical answer.ill be back with more if yo give a 👍 in the comments please. 😜

98% of Harvard students fail this riddle. I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry, I mean guys gotta pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities. I make pancakes brown and your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me I'll pop, if you look at me you'll pop. Can you answer the riddle? Find the answer here on Monday around 10:50

I’ve been useing tgis site for awile but can somebody tell me are aconts saved to device? Do I get notifications if I make an acont? I’m ten I can’t let my hot mom see this website I’ll be deadbeat. Also can website owners ban panoply who only have bad puns I think it was better when it was all ofenceive and morbid

Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.

bruh sucks when your in class(or at work) and you start getting rock hard. lol can anyone relate?

I mistakenly sexted my wife’s sister A couple years ago I was on a business trip and missing my wife. I decided to take a suggestive picture (me in my boxer briefs, clearly with a bulge and just the tip sticking out the top) and send it to my wife. We don’t usually sext but I figured she’d appreciate knowing I was thinking of her.

It was late, I was tired, and barely paying attention. I accidentally sent it to her s… Read more

hey can some one help mw with something Ive been trying t the cod bo1/bo3 moon easteregg but it's so hard if anyone would like to play I would be realy thankful I play on xbox srise s though so just put your xbox name

Honey, I thought you should know That I'm in a hurry I've got to move up north But it's just temporary When I look at you I see your beauty Now my baby boy he's gonna lose me But Heaven's not too far away I know someday you'll visit And I didn't think it'd go this way Can I please have one more minute? No honey, I don't want to go Please know that I have to Look how the cancer has grown I think it's time I go home Ye… Read more

I had a dream I went out I overdosed on my doubt Yeah, it was real, it was strange Had nothing but doubt in my veins I could feel all of the pain Like when I'm awake that don't change But it didn't seem to be bad It kind of felt good not being sad And when I wake up in the morning I'll just keep on with ignoring Everyday feel less important Yeah, things feel better when I'm dreamin' I can leave things without leavin'… Read more

I haven't said a word, But you know what I'm thinking Like I know what you're thinking That's why both of us are drinking Can you feel it in the air? Couldn't cut it with a bread knife I'm to blame for both your wet eyes I'm aware, but I'm too scared to fight The fighting is done and nobody's won, So now we're just laying here with steaming empty guns And half of my heart has always been yours, So now I'm just laying… Read more

Little Sara, you're a diamond in the rough And I know that you don't hear this all enough And I'm sure that's why your wrists have tons of cuts And I'm sure that's why you think you're not enough On your nineteenth birthday you thought that you were done Tons of people in your home, but it only felt like one 'Cause your brain can only think about the waiting loaded gun But your friends are all still here, so pretend … Read more

pain from you well that’s a nightmare come true beautiful is all i ever wanted to feel from you

compliments mean nothing when i know you don’t mean them and i know it’s not true money can buy almost anything in the world but my love for you

i deserve so much more, more, so much more, more don’t you ever try again i’m not coming back again no more, no more now you find your by yourself go and lie to someone else som… Read more

If you want u can join our friend group. group name is dumbledore's army so say why you want to join and u dont need to ask to join. me and royal r the only ones so far