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so I'm a 1ft 2 inch carrot that is 4 inches wide. I was the biggest baddest carrot in the supermarket until one day, a 17 year old boy grabbed me alongside some vaseline. And then, when we got home, he dipped me in that vaseline and... I don't need to say the rest. Anyways I now smell like shit and his mother threw me out the window out of fear. I then got picked up by a trash collecter and he used me as a dildo too.… Read more

Guess who’s back!

It’s me, ADHD autist. I have not been active for over a year, (for a reason, but I’ll come to that later) but now I’m back! I’ve seen some of the posts wondering where I am, what happened to me etc... and I have seen someone calling themselves for ‘ADHD autist is back’. But I must tell you, that’s a fake account. It’s not mine. Trust me, I haven’t even thought about this site nor you guys in a whol… Read more

Guys, a small question, in Jassy's post is sth called wje lounge, wdym with that? Whats that? tysm

Alright FOR STARTERS, let me explain and tell everyone the truth here about me and Jake breaking up. I'll confirm what’s fake and what's not, starting with the first rumor. The rumors about me and Jake breaking up are true. We broke up about a month ago, due to personal reasons that were going on with Jake and slowly drifting apart. The reason I didn't tell anyone about me and him not being together anymore, was be… Read more

Dear @matt Incase you have not noticed I recently started a very narcissistic dictatororal cult called Blach Man Cult. To join you must contact me and I'll gove you pfp to use.

But I've went out of my way to make you one before you even ask.

So here you go, my child. It's in the comments and I'd love to see it in action soon.

Love, Your lord and saviour

Ok, I need to make some things straight. This site has gone into chaos because of this stupid stuff that’s been going on, so right now I’m only gonna tell the facts. No stupid false stuff, no fluff, nothing. You guys need to understand what happened. A week ago, I attempted scuicide by overdose via Benadryl and a mix of other random opioids. This was around 7:55 AM EST. I passed out, making a big banging sound, awak… Read more

1944, October 7: An uprising happens in Birkenau, destroying machines that murdered many Jews. 1948, May 14, the UN declares that the Mandatory State of Palestine is replaced by Eretz Yisrael, or, the Land of Israel. On that day, all the surrounding countries launched a ruthless attack, and spawned a wave of minor terror acts. The terror acts grew after the 6-day war in 1967. 1973, October 7: Yom Kippur; On this date… Read more

Bro my head and stomach hurts like hell and I called my dad but he won't take me home

Omg I just heard. I’m so sorry and I’m so sad that such a big part of this community is gone and that he will never be here for us again. One of the best people on here and one of my first “friends” on the site if that’s what you could call it. RIP ingenious and know that we are grieving. But community, we can get through this together and we have to have each others backs for the time being. RIP

My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more

Opal, our friend and community member has been suffering many problems surrounding wje. First off, her mom discovered this site, and felt she needed to 'protect' her from it, and in the process, made a huge split between them. Over the period of Opal not being able to be on, her mom has verbally abused her, assuming that many accounts, including Leo, Ingenious and a large assortment of others, despite obvious evidenc… Read more

THE JONKLER REQUESTS THE CIVILLIANS OF WORSTJOKESEVER.COM DO A CALL VIA ZOOM OR KMEET, MAKE A LINK OR DRAKE IS GONNA COME FOR YOU! PSHHHPSHHH WHY SO SERIOUS HEEHEHHEHEHE

13 years ago, a horrid tragedy struck. A big aluminum tube full of explosive jet full (totally not from the CIA. Totally) decided to ruin Americas day. Big aluminum tube decided to say hi to Big Rectangular Prism #1. People got very scared. Soon, Big Aluminum tube #2 went to say hi to Rectangular Prism #1's twin, Rectangular prism #2 at a funny angle for the memes. And then Big Aluminum tube #3 went to say hello to i… Read more

Hi! I'm going to make an introduction My name is CatLettuce but you can call me CL or Lettuce, I don't really care. I am in high school, my pronouns are they/them and I love vocaloid and funny music!

Ok....so like would i be considered a asshole for calling my "friend" a ho?? ....yk after telling me I'm probably going to break up with my bf, of almost a year now, for my ex. I was already mad to begin with and she just had to keep picking on me and then proceeded to tell me I'm being a bitch for no reason. Logic is gone I guess

Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.

Fucked, in every sense of the world.

Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more