Before Community
THE PLAN:
Dagger Jr. rechecked the plan in the dark underbelly of WJE's community section, making sure everyone knew their role. "Alright, guys, remember, as soon as we see DonutDrawzz's comment, we all reply with 'KYS' simultaneously. We have to show her we won't tolerate her behavior anymore."
Wade, determined and ready, nodded. "I've been waiting for this moment. It's time to stand up to this bully and protect oโฆ Read more
There exists a world that you can only reach between 3:30 and 3:33 am, before you travel I must advise you of a few rules,
Rule #1. No matter how lovely they are Do not pick the flowers If you do, youโll never get rid of them.
rule #2. If you see a tall man with no face Just keep walking. Whatever you do, do not stop to look at him.
rule #3. If someone offers you tea, politely decline and keep walking, if they follow you Run. Anything is better than drinking the tea.
and rule #4, The most important of them all. Wear a watch at all times, Time is weird there and if you donโt have a clock on you time will warp into Nothingness and you wonโt know when to leave.
thats all, safe travels
Hallรถ Matthias^^
here was a big discussion. The Users on this site are calling Germans Nazis and insulting us. I've warned them before, but they haven't stop. Is it normal to insult others and give a f*ck about their feelings? These guys are so rude und disrespectful. An hour or two hours ago we entered a Chat und there was someone (i don't want to mention a name) who told Husky to leave the chat directly. Is this oโฆ Read more
So, at school we had to make a poem about our passion, and I chose dance: I arrive at dance Excited and glad. I look around the room And get signed in.
The warmup has begun We begin to stretch, โTo the left, To the right, Straighten your legs.โ
I feel free I feel weightless. I dance my worries off.
The music then starts We go from the start, 1โ2 an hour passes, Hip hop has begun.
Why is dance easy for some, But hโฆ Read more
Fletcher ima be at V-rahs all weekend so i cant use this site. Ill prolly text you ever os often on her snap though. She sleeps in so if I can use her phone if I wake up before her then I will but shes getting me in like 5 mins
Pretended to be a kid and got a shit ton of free candy, haul was about 12.9 LBS before swindling my siblings and getting a very large chunk from trades.
SISTERS BEFORE MISTERS
Moon, a hole of light Through the big top tent up high Here before and after me Shining down on me
Moon, tell me if I could Send up my heart to you So, when I die, which I must do Could it shine down here with you?
'Cause my love is mine, all mine I love, my, my, mine Nothing in the world belongs to me But my love, mine, all mine, all mine
My baby here on Earth Showed me what my heart was worth So, when it comes to be my turn Could you shine it down here for her?
'Cause my love is mine, all mine I love, my, my, mine Nothing in the world belongs to me But my love, mine, all mine Nothing in the world is mine for free But my love, mine, all mine, all mine
My friend just hit me in the face with ownership, responsibility, and reality. Was feeling mad before that and now I just feel shitty. And mad..
Question, why are people so mean on here now? This was a friendly site before, now it's fucking mean. Just a question, don't come after me and shit-
I'm taking yet another "hiatus" from the site cause shit's getting crazy again and I need to focus on some other things. Wonder how long I'll last before coming back on the site this time. If anyone needs to reach me message me on discord ig. Pretty sure my username is alternativeSymphony or smth like that. Peace
Late night WJE post. If anyone sees this before I get on tomorrow, do something that will entertain me when I wake up because imma be tired as FUCK
A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER (Part 2) Dagger discreetly entered the run down, filthy house, a vile smell filling his nostrils The eerie silence engulfed him as Dagger stood outside BlackHumorKing's door, his trembling hand gripping his namesake dagger. The door creaked open, revealing the unsuspecting jester within. The bright computer light gave Dagger a good view of the degenerate stealing his thunder. He โฆ Read more
A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER Once upon a time, in the depths of the internet, there was a site called WJE - Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where the darkest and most twisted humor lived, a haven for those who found twisted delight in sharing their morbid sense of amusement. One year prior, a man named Dagger (after his love for the ornate weapons) stumbled upon this sinister community, unbeknownst to him tโฆ Read more
Scary WJE Story: Once upon a time, in the dark underbelly of the internet, there existed a website known as WorstJokesEver (WJE). It was a virtual den of wickedness, notorious for its twisted humor and malevolent pranks. The site thrived with an insidious charm, attracting thousands of members who reveled in its evil antics. But within the shadows lurked Dagger, a formidable moderator of WJE. Dagger had once been anโฆ Read more
List ur favorite part of halloween. Personally I like to scare little kids and steal there candy. yes ive done this before countless of times. never been caught.
Ethan no matter wht happens thanks for everything g u have done ima probably me gone for a while so yeah dead ass for all the shit I done to u ,before the end of the year I will give u 20 bucks as a way to repay if ur not ethan or jake don't respond to this I'm screwed.cant take this shit no more the stress and fuckin anxiety of dealin with shit ill never get over with.
Fletcher if you don't get on tonight I cant say I won't be safe from myself... Just want chu rn before I cause some real fucking harm...
i am the most roman woman to ever roman. bow before me and accept gigachadness.
hey aubrey quick chat before the bell