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"When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go Nothing is impossible There is nothing impossible to they who will try The bad news is time flies Life has got all those twists and turns Keep your face always toward the sunshine, and shadows will fall behind you.

"There could be a viral video of you doing something random with millions of views, and you have no idea because you haven't seen it."

Shower thoughts. U know u have serious acne when blind people try to read ur face-As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook-Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969— Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.-If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person

I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. fucking damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realize Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid tiny fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god.

That new Hailey Acc is obvously fake.Shes racist and freaks out in every Sentence.Cant be real,right?This Account is worse than my Autism,that fake Hailey needs to be stopped,hope she gets banned soon,cuz she makes way too much trouble.

LOLS, any news on what happened to Hailey and/or updates on Caitlyn? It’s been a while since I’ve heard anything.

Where the fuck is the community. I'm getting a bit lonely and bored. Jake, please come back bro. Impostor Hailey, go kys. Real Hailey, please come back. Same with you, Caitlyn. This website is a dump now.

hi im ethan and im 14, slaying all these women with my massive pee-

*crying of laughter rn haha*

What happened to everybody? Where did everybody go? Jake, Hailey, Fruit, Cacey, Addy, Caitlyn, Murder Muffin, Sad Sarah, Entity, WHERE IS EVERYBODY? It's just me and God Pt. 2. WTF

Im gonna fucking kms, why? THIS- bro im crying rn (not as a joke) here is the email I sent my mom

Uhm, remember when I gave your number to my friend? so when I pass my classes I can go over to their house? They had their number in their backpack pocket, and they were like "ADDISON IM GONNA CALL YOUR MOM" I freaked out, and I don't wanna get in trouble, so I'm apologizing now, instead of waiting until get home, and they called you about planned pregnancy, and I took the phone out of their hands and tried hanging up, but it didn't work, and I'm sorry. please don't me mad.

and I'm crying so hard rn ima kms

Everywhere I go I bring the chaos Just a little extra, that's a payoff Seven days a week, oh, never take a day off Slip daddy don't, I-I-I, oh Everywhere I go I bring the drama Blame it on my ego or your karma I know that you love it, I know that is your nirvana Slip daddy don't, I-I-I, oh Trouble is a puppy and I keep her close That bitch follow everywhere I go Keep you up on your tippy, tippy toes What's the foreca… Read more

It's not even morning I got breakfast on my mind I need a number two, a number four, two number 9s And can you add a sausage, egg and cheese with hash browns on the side My boy Paulo want an orange juice But he said he don't want ice (No ice) Can I put some grape jelly in the bag that would be nice And I think I want some hotcakes can you make it 405 Can I add a chicken biscuit make sure that it's freshly fried And S… Read more

Potatoes are vegetables and potato chips are just cooked potatoes so potato chips are vegetables