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Hey Matt, I'm kindly asking for you to please delete the hate accounts made for me and the person claiming to be me. Thx Matt 😀

Oki guys, heres a small recount of my school camp 😂😂😂😂

So, day 1, we went to do the high ropes and leap of faith stuff at Woodhouse. Then, that night I had no sleep. Why? THE BOYS WERE:

1, SUMMONING THE SPAGHETTI MAN (so scary, right?)

2. SCREAMING, YELLING AND MOANING ALL NIGHT.

3. DING DONG DITCHING US NON STOP.

4. HAVING A BLOODY MOTHERS MEETING IN THE HALLWAY AT 12 IN THE MORNING.

5. WALKING AROUND SINGING THE BLOODY PEPPA PIG SONG

AND 6. WALKING AROUND WITH THEIR SHOES MAKING THUMPING SOUNDS.

Day 2, much better day. We went kayaking and went to the beach to go boogie boarding. I had a much better sleep. Not much happened that day, and today was pretty good. 👌

Okay guys, there is someone making a false acc of mine, do Not follow her or fall for it. This is making me really pissed rn and it's not okay. I would never ever tell u guys to follow me bc of my Anxiety. DO. NOT. FALL. FOR. IT.

I missed one day of guitar and apparently now I have to perform something for the whole class tomorrow. Anyone know a song I can fully learn and perfect within the next 3 hours?

some of u people are so mean whoever made this website needs to be nicer and make sure the jokes are funny not mean and hurtful in fact I am adopted and I went to the jokes about that but they were ruthless instead of funny and I think some of u should listen to k-love 94.1 or 89.3 and then read the bible start w/Matthew then ask God into your life

Why did my question got so much hate?I dont know wtf is wrong with you all.IM SORRY THAT IM AN ASSHOLE AND ASKING A QUESTION ABOUT FURRYS YEAH I GET IT FURRYS ARE DISGUISTING CAUSE MOST OF YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THE DIFFRENCE BETWEEN A FURRY.WHY TF DO YOU CREATE ALT ACCOUNTS IF SOMEONE HAS A DIFFRENT OPINON?HAVE YOU GUYS EVEN GOT A BRAIN OR YOU ARE ONE OF TWITTER USERS WHO TAKES A SHIT ABOUT EVERY OPINION THEY DONT LIKE

When I see an anime schoolgirl I have the overwhelming urge to push her down, then watch her get back up again and push her down again, and repeat this over and over until she has a mental breakdown.

Conversations with my younger self

How is oscar is he still jumping around like a kangaroo?

No, he got stuck underneath our dad's car now he can't jump.

how is grandnan is she still alive and well?

no, we lost her on February 21st at the age of 90.

our we still in the house we loved

no, we had to move houses because we couldn't afford it anymore.

are we still best friends with charlie Clarkson

no, she said something means about my parents and we stopped being friends in April 2021

But are we still happy all the time and have sooooooo many friends

No, we are just friends with a few people but they are awesome.

Conversation with my younger self 🥰😭

Did Rosie get better?

No, she sadly left us all on the 4th of November (?) in 2017, but then we got a new puppy called Raven who we love very much.

Oh, is Lily still our bestie?

Not exactly, Lily moved to Broken hill at the end of year 2... But we still talk everyday!

Wow, are we still at the hub?

No, we moved to a new campus and we made AMAZING friends and memories there,… Read more

Hello I would just like to say that for anyone that said that hailey was ugly you should all just look in a mirror and then we will really see who is the ugly one

To all of the people who have called me ugly:

Your opinion on my looks doesn't change my personality. I may be ugly, I may be a disgrace to look at, but I don't care. You're not the judge of what is beautiful, so fuck off. I know I'm ugly, and having so many people tell me this has made my self esteem image 100 times worse. So I hope you can all sleep well knowing that you ruined my image of myself.

And you're right. I am ugly.

Hailey is beautiful kind person leave her alone she's not ugly and your just jealous

Just letting people know that Caitlyn, Mase and I won't be on for the rest of the week. We're going on school camp from Tomorrow (Wednesday) to Friday. Thx! <3

TL;DR for everyone who hasn’t been here in a bit:

Ashton was being creepy again |

Dagger increased his Chad level beyond 9000 |

And there were hundreds of messages that solely consisted of various insults and incessant arguing |

I want to cry looking at the profile pics here, except for Ashton, you look good man, but hailey and her friends, OMG yall look like 3 year olds

Can we all get over the fact the Hailey is fucking ugly? She looks like one of those 'before' pictures on a makeover show....

Hailey, if your reading this rn, YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GOBLIN!!! Not even makeup can fix you up... You're fucking hideous unlike me. I'm beautiful and I've never been told that I'm ugly in my life.

I love how I’m constantly telling people how sleep deprived I am and then I’ll go home and stay up way later than I should by choice. I procrastinate everything, even sleeping!!!

Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more