Amusement Community
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy, who was known for one peculiar thing: she could not stop farting. It wasn’t just an occasional squeak or puff—it was a full-on symphony of noises, each more unpredictable than the last.
It all started one Saturday morning when Lucy was helping her mother bake cookies. As they mixed the dough, Lucy felt the pressure building. She tried to hold it in, but the more she foc… Read more
Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more
Arthur sat by the fire, nursing a bottle of whiskey. It had been a long day of hunting and he was looking forward to a nice, relaxing evening in camp. As he took a swig from the bottle, he heard a commotion coming from the other side of the camp.
Curious, Arthur got up and walked over to investigate. To his horror, he saw some of the other gang members gathered around a bucket, laughing and pointing. Curiosity turne… Read more
People are swarming around Matt like moths to a lamp, it is actually slightly amusing. Not really, it is natural that you have questions, if I was an older member I would too, but not right now. (For multiple reasons I am not willing to talk about)
Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more
(Requested by Anonymous)
Arthur strolled into camp with a mischievous smirk on his face, his clothes nowhere to be found. Dutch raised an eyebrow at him, his expression a mixture of confusion and annoyance.
"What the hell are you doing, Arthur?" Dutch demanded.
"Just enjoying a little freedom, Dutch," Arthur replied with a chuckle. "Why, are you jealous?"
Dutch glared at him, crossing his arms. "Put some damn clo… Read more
Once upon a time in the deepest depths of hell, Alastor, known as "The Radio Demon," found himself feeling uncharacteristically bored. As a sadistic demon with a penchant for chaos, it was rare for Alastor to experience such an emotion. However, his mischievous nature compelled him to seek out something that could bring pleasure to his twisted soul.
Eying his retrofitted radio booth, Alastor's eyes flickered with a … Read more
A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER Once upon a time, in the depths of the internet, there was a site called WJE - Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where the darkest and most twisted humor lived, a haven for those who found twisted delight in sharing their morbid sense of amusement. One year prior, a man named Dagger (after his love for the ornate weapons) stumbled upon this sinister community, unbeknownst to him t… Read more
A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER Once upon a time, in the depths of the internet, there was a site called WJE - Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where the darkest and most twisted humor lived, a haven for those who found twisted delight in sharing their morbid sense of amusement. One year prior, a man named Dagger (after his love for the ornate weapons) stumbled upon this sinister community, unbeknownst to him t… Read more
Scary WJE Story: Once upon a time, in the dark underbelly of the internet, there existed a website known as WorstJokesEver (WJE). It was a virtual den of wickedness, notorious for its twisted humor and malevolent pranks. The site thrived with an insidious charm, attracting thousands of members who reveled in its evil antics. But within the shadows lurked Dagger, a formidable moderator of WJE. Dagger had once been an… Read more
Bee Movie Script
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang… Read more
We should totally start a 2nd language war.
De plus, je veux juste énerver certaines personnes. c'est marrant :DD Je n'ai pas l'habitude de parler à personne, vraiment, dans mes autres langues, donc ça pourrait être amusant. commentez votre langue puis COMMENCEZ L'OPÉRATION GUERRE DES LANGUES
oh and if you cant read any of it, use google translate. its not rocket science.