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only 15 jokes about (((joos))) only 5 jokes about the (((Y0L0CAUST))) 535 jokes about r4p3 235 jokes about DEATH 693 jokes about suicide 225 jokes about 9/11 OY VEY
am I born on 9/11(check bio)
what is 9 + 10?
FUCK I WOKE UP AT 8:30 THEN WENT BACK TO SLEEP AT 9:50 THEN FUCKING WOKE BACK UP AT 1:00 AND MY BROTHER WON'T LET ME GO BACK TO SLEEP.
will be on later ( 8:30 - 9:00 pm ) texas time and past 9:00
1 2, buckle my shoe! 3 4, buckle some more! 5 6, Nike kicks! 7 8, you gained some more weight! 9 10, you are a BIG FAT HEN! *My version*
9 days (:
My mom put an internet thing so I can’t be online from 9:00 pm to 7:00 am but I’ll probably try to disable it. If I can’t I’ll tell you in the morning
Bee Movie Script
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang… Read more
9 year old me: *happily enjoying hamburger* My mom : Eat less your gonna be insecure, im just looking out for you
I just got 9 fuckin shots and my arms hurt like hell someone talk to me
GENESIS 19 Sodom and Gomorrah Destroyed 1The two angels arrived at Sodom in the evening, and Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city. When he saw them, he got up to meet them and bowed down with his face to the ground. 2“My lords,” he said, “please turn aside to your servant’s house. You can wash your feet and spend the night and then go on your way early in the morning.” “No,” they answered, “we will spend the ni… Read more
GENESIS 18 The Three Visitors 1The Lord appeared to Abraham near the great trees of Mamre while he was sitting at the entrance to his tent in the heat of the day. 2Abraham looked up and saw three men standing nearby. When he saw them, he hurried from the entrance of his tent to meet them and bowed low to the ground. 3He said, “If I have found favor in your eyes, my lord, do not pass your servant by. 4Let a little wat… Read more
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning fo those who don't know this is the first-ever joke on this site. Made 9 years ago.
My deviously sussy goofy ahh uncle quandarius bartholamuhl rogers tickle tipson passed away on 9/11/01. I really really miss him. Daddy says he left to get some milk but cerial isn’t the same with water. He used to play the touching game with me in our room at night
the whole ashton exposeing
Kai :) 22 hours ago what
Ashton Parkes ツ 22 hours ago nothing
Kai :) 22 hours ago then why say anything.
🦄 Entity 16 hours ago Nothingness
Malia Mills 15 hours ago Hi guys
Ashton Parkes ツ 12 hours ago hey just woke up
Malia Mills 11 hours ago oh okay good morning Ashton!!
Ashton Parkes ツ 11 hours ago good morning i slept in i was up till 5 am
Malia Mills 11 hours ago Woah, well i … Read more
9/11 is the biggest game of jenga
RIDDLE TIME!
type in the comments your awnsers guess the difference how is 1 and 10 the same 5 and 9 is the same but 4 and 7 is not the same??
why was 6 afraid of 7? bc 7 ate 9, why was 10 afraid? because it was in the middle of 9 11 ;D
Matt, these idiots want to ban me because I have an opinion. And you're just in the background letting me take their stupid ass shit. The point of your website is to put funny offensive jokes, right? THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING! If you're an over sensitive 9 year old like Saddienotbaddie or Luasy4eva, don't go on a website like this. Go play with your Hot Wheels or your Barbies.