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You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat that an oragami crane has less folds than you. ​ ​ ​ You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat, the photo I took of you last christmas is still printing.

You're so fat that when you want to iron your pants, you have to go out to your driveway. ​ … Read more

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Repost: ROUND 5: 1+4=5 2+5=12 3+6=21 8+11=? Correct answer is 50 points, if this is too easy, they’ll be a bonus round. Catch y’all in the comments!

Now the moment you've all been waiting for: ROUND 5: 1+4=5 2+5=12 3+6=21 8+11=? Correct answer is 50 points, if this is too easy, they'll be a bonus round. Catch y'all in the comments!

98% of Harvard students fail this riddle. I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry, I mean guys gotta pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities. I make pancakes brown and your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me I'll pop, if you look at me you'll pop. Can you answer the riddle? Find the answer here on Monday around 10:50