Colon Cancer jokes
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!
Q: What's the difference between me and cancer?
A: My dad didn't beat cancer...
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. I'm already on stage 4.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.
She was eaten by a giant crab.
What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?
The cancer came back.