Cmere jokes

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

I cum (Can't understand math).

Communists don't play Minecraft.

They play Ourcraft.

Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!