Cleaning product jokes

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.

You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.

New Windex ad:

You should get Windex for that dirty mind!

My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?

She wipes with a Brillo pad.

I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."

Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.