Cleaning Product Jokes

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.

You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.

My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."