What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Christmas Decorations Jokes
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until it’s time to hang them from a tree.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
