Christmas decorations jokes

What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

They both hang from a tree!

Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until it’s time to hang them from a tree.

I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.

What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!

What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!

What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!