chair-ies jokes

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.

"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"

What's a chair's favorite snack?

Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.

What do you call a chair?

I don't know. What?

Oh, hi, Chairity!

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.