Ceral jokes
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
Curry.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.