Capricorn jokes

So I ran into my specialist doctor, and he said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." So I said, "Capricorn," and he said, "Nah, you got cancer."

Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.

I walked into the doctor's surgery and he said to me, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." I said, "Capricorn." He said, "Nah, you got cancer."

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.

All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)