Canibal jokes
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 馃槏馃槏馃槏馃槏馃く馃く馃く馃く馃く馃く
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.