Canibal jokes

So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.

Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?

A: A cold shoulder.