Canibal jokes

So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.

Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?

A: A cold shoulder.

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.

She was eaten by a giant crab.

There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.

One man's pet is another man's dinner.