Bud lights

Bud lights jokes

Kelly Clarkson

    • Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.

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    • Regret

    • What was OceanGate's biggest regret?

    Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.

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    • Beer

    • A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 2 beers." The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guy's beer bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender, "Hey, what are you doing? I didn't order Bud Lights, I want Corona beer." The bartender replies, "Sir, I gave you a mix of Bud Light and Corona, and it's on the house, everyone is drinking Corona tonight."

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    • Cent

    • What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)

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    • Deer

    • Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."

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