Bright Side jokes
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
The happier they get, the less they see.
If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.
Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
Me: spreading positivity.
Everyone else at the HIV testing center.