Bright Side jokes

Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.

When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.

She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"

54 students died that day.

Being an orphan isn’t all bad.

On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.

I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"

Look at the bright side!

The worst is behind us.

The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.

My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.

If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.

The happier they get, the less they see.

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."

Me: spreading positivity.

Everyone else at the HIV testing center.