Bright Side jokes
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?
There's no stage 5.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
Wow, that is so sunny!
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.