Breech jokes

We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.

There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."

The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”

Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!

I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.

Bust it open for Jesus!

Dad: Honey!

Mom: What?

Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.

Mom: WHAT!?

Children: *staring*

I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.