Breastfeed jokes
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
Memes
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Community
Eminem was born on October 17, 1972. His mom had some weird blood-poisoning sickness in her titties, so she couldn’t BREASTFEED him... I guess he just drank normal milk. Eminem’s dad left him a young age, so he and his mom lived together by themselves, they moved several times, in FACT, Eminem claimed that he went to 15 shitty schools during his childhood. Believe it or not, Eminem was actually born in MISSOURI, but … Read more