Breastfeed jokes

Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.

Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.

Why are skinny people skinny?

Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.

While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.

We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.

My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!

The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...