Breastfeed jokes
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
Ah, son of a bitch, I got the truth stuck on my shoe?!?!
The truth: Breast feeding is like having long sex with your baby. God dammit, I hate the truth!
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
Community talk
Eminem was born on October 17, 1972. His mom had some weird blood-poisoning sickness in her titties, so she couldn’t BREASTFEED him... I guess he just drank normal milk. Eminem’s dad left him a young age, so he and his mom lived together by themselves, they moved several times, in FACT, Eminem claimed that he went to 15 shitty schools during his childhood. Believe it or not, Eminem was actually born in MISSOURI, but … Read more