Brain Cell jokes
TODAY'S BRAIN CELL COUNT:
2, and both are competing for 5th place.
That last brain cell must've been your dad, because it left without you knowing.
Did you just kill the last brain cell you have? Or are you just plain stupid?
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
You have more chin than brain cells!
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"