My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
