Boi

Boi Jokes

You're so skinny you're a thin stick You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean you became the Pacific Ocean You're so ugly you got stuff for free You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti you thought it was throw up You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth You are so gay you kiss the boy last night

one day, the milkman came to drop off milk. The boy asked the milkman, do you know where my dad is. The milkman replies, I am your dad, then runs off like batman

My boyfriend and i were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet. All our friends were shocked when i went into the boys bathroom with him.

The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say "Boy you Can Keep It"

this ole boy thats locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her and she said well fuck you i dont need you no more anyway I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me and he said well honey thats the least of my worries I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin to fuck me

So I went to a mall and I was finna buy sumn...and I saw a little boy and he said "hello",so then I past by him and he said "hi" and I was like "hi nigga" and he said "um just wondering sumn..."i mean I like jokes but what is dark humor?" And i was like "umm🤔.. its like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy with out legs? Tell him to stand up"...and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"...aight nigga peace and look out😏😉