Blind woman jokes

What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?

Getting her husband's voice just right.

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.

Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?

Exactly, cuz she's a woman.

A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.

I think she was pulling my leg.

Why did the blind woman get raped?

Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.

It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.