What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman? Getting her husband‘s voice just right
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.
Yeah so why a blind woman can't drive ?
Exactly , cuz she's a woman
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
why did the blind woman get raped?
because she didnt know she was wearing see through clothes
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming ,he asks how do know you cant see .she replies ,i can taste it.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
