What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
