Bffs jokes
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Bunger.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
Community talk
Reasons I’m depressed:
-I am pan -I am a failure -The world is hopeless -Everyone will die in the end -I am dirty-minded -I let my 1yr old brother break a leg -I deserve to die -I am smart -I am failing social studies -There is no help -My bffs all moved
And more. I’d say my life is a joke, but jokes have meaning.