Bffs

Bffs jokes

Bff

My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"

I said: "Why?"

My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"

I said: "KNEW IT!"

Straight guy

Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.

Memes

Oreo

BFF: Dude, come over to my house right now!

Me: What? No way, it's 2:58 AM.

BFF: But I just found my brother's secret stash of Oreos!

Me: I'll be over in 5 minutes.

Jesus

Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇

Sex

Me, a Chinese woman, and her BFF walked into a bar. I asked the Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!”

Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”

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  • Soul

    My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?

    Me: Yeh, of course.

    My Bff: Ok which one?

    Me: You know... the black one.

    Me: Like my soul...

    My Bff: Jeez you ok?

    Friend

    So my best friend’s boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.

    So I told her a ‘single’ joke. Then she said, "Go and f***ing die, you insensitive bitch!"

    I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF I will break his body for you. Happy now?"

    She said, "Sniff, yes."

    Friend

    So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.

    So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"

    I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for you—happy now?"

    She said, "*sniff* yes."

    Memes

    Community

    Reasons I’m depressed:

    -I am pan -I am a failure -The world is hopeless -Everyone will die in the end -I am dirty-minded -I let my 1yr old brother break a leg -I deserve to die -I am smart -I am failing social studies -There is no help -My bffs all moved

    And more. I’d say my life is a joke, but jokes have meaning.