BetterHelp jokes

Depression

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Suicide

So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.

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  • Therapist

    My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait.

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