BetterHelp jokes

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.

My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait.

Depression is like therapy; the more you see it, the more you get used to it.

Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and feel better.