Becky jokes

Nickname

  • I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."

    She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."

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  • Deaf people

  • Dear Hearing People,

    We, deaf people, ain鈥檛 dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 馃挕 awareness that we can understand you 馃挴 meanwhile we laugh at you 馃ぁ We can even dance via vibration through music.

    Do you know the song w lyric like this 馃憞 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L馃憖k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 馃懟 I promise we ain鈥檛 ghosting around - Brittany Rose.

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  • Roast

  • Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!

    Rob: .....BECKY :3

    Bee

  • God creating bees.

    God: "Put a needle on their butt."

    Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"

    God: "Make its puke delicious."

    Angel: "WTF"

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