Beauty standards

Beauty Standards Jokes

Cinderella

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.

(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)

China

China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.

Makeup

You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.