Beauty standards

Beauty standards jokes

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.

(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.

You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.