Bat Man jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.