What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
