Barbie jokes
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Barbie
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes.
When she got the puppy, he was nice, but the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play Barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food, you know.” The parents only answered with “Oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy...he won’t need feeding for years.”
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
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Community talk
Let's say, hypothetically, I'm a Barbie girl. Okay, let's even say, I'm in a Barbie World. Right, so in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Therefore, it is of utmost importance that I am a Barbie girl who is indeed, in a Barbie World.
My spirit week~ Monday: PJ day Tuesday: Neon day Wednesday: Tune day? Thursday: Barbie/pink day Friday: Color day (purple for my grade)
Conversion with younger me ( 6 year old vs 14 year old )
6 year old me: " Do I like to play with lego " 14 year old me: " yes I love to build legos ". 6 year old me " Do I still love Rudolph the red nose rein-deer ". : 14 year old me: " Love it still that movie never gets old ". 6 year old me " Do u still play with barbie dolls " 14 year old me: " No not no more ;-; " 6 year old me: " Do you still have blueberry your blue pitbull " 14 year old me: " No she died last week after we got our new puppy ".
This is the end of part 1 let me know if you want me to do a part 2. Comment below please :D