Audacity jokes
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
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Once upon a time, in a nostalgic corner of the internet, Lynx, an intelligent and wise pigeon, stumbled upon an old website from his childhood called WorstJokesEver. Intrigued by the memories it held, Lynx delved into the realm of terrible jokes and found the website had a community tab.
With mischievous glee, Lynx saw an opportunity to unleash his cruel humor on the unsuspecting members, disregarding the potential … Read more