Atom Bomb jokes
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
