Atom Bomb jokes
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
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Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
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Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
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where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
