Nuclear war jokes
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Husband: Dammit, Alice! I'm your husband, and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you!
Wife: Go to hell, Bob! I'm leaving!
Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.