Nuclear war jokes

Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?

Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.

what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?

"Here Comes the Sun."

Husband: Dammit, Alice! I'm your husband, and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you!

Wife: Go to hell, Bob! I'm leaving!

Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.