Atom Bomb jokes
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
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Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.