Are jokes

What did the blender say to the orange juice?

"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."

You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?

Me: I don't know.

You: Are you sure?

Me: I don't know.

You: Okay.

What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?

1. It stands for inflation.

2. It limits production.

3. It encourages cooperation.

4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.

What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?

They both sprout water.

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why are blinds called blinds?

Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!

You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?

Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?

They both come on little white crackers.