Are jokes
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
There were 5 people on an airplane.
1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, a good, solid 1 hour in. The pilot comes out and says, "OK guys, I have good news and bad news."
"Bad News is the plane is gonna crash. The good news is that I have 4 parachutes."
The pilot says to his passengers, "Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes. People depend on me!" Took a parachute and went out.
The businessman stands up and says, "Well I'm a businessman, I run companies!" Took a parachute and went out.
The smartest person in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest person in the world. No one is smarter than me!" Took a parachute and went out.
Now the minister says to the school child, "Well God has given me a good life. I want you to take the last parachute," and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says, "Why are you smiling?! We're about to die!!!!"
And the school child says to the minister, "Well actually [we're] not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag!"
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.
Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.