Apple Music jokes

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?

Fingering A minor.

What is an Emo’s favourite music element?

Self harmony.

What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?

"Boys Keep Swinging."