Apart from jokes
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
