Apart from jokes
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Humanity.
The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed.
Lauren: Fine, but it's early.
*Karen wakes up and exits room*
*Lauren hears noise*
Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.
Lauren: *laughs*
Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
