Apart from jokes

What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.

Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.

It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from the feminists.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.

Also, not love everyone.

What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?

Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕

I went to a feminist picnic the other day.

It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.