Apart from jokes

It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.

I went to a feminist picnic the other day.

It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from the feminists.

What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.

Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.

The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.

Humanity.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!